The top 10 things i will still despise after the new year:
10. The Japanese culture wave.
I despise to this day the pale, scruffy, pimply middle-class or upper middle class white child who dresses in black and "only listens to JPop" while discussing how in the future, creating a company devoted to anime will create millions in dividends. I admire Japan for continuing their attack upon north america long after Pearl Harbor, yet I cannot for the life of me figure out why science fiction cartoons in another language happen to absorb and transform/conform the minds of the youth in the western world. Yes, samurai and ninjas are cool, yes i might be a tad rascist here, but I just hate it when i see some random scruffy white guy call me Jay-san and ask me questions in broken japanese which i dont even understand to begin with.
Guy: Jay-san, haru-shimi-kanja, shogun ashikaga (this is all gibberish im typing which i think sounds japanese)
if you want to love another culture, thats great, but dont let it assimilate you. It's bad enough that cultural assimilation has occurred at all, but through cartoons and comics? good lord..
9. Debbie Downers, Negative Nancies, and Cynical Cyruses (thats a new one for all y'all) and... complaining connors
Nobody likes a cynic. And I know that i'm semi-hypocritical for stating this (haha critical is in hypocritical) but i just despise a downer. Also i recognise the immense irony considering that this is a list of things i will still hate. BUT If you are going to ruin somebodies day by being a total douchebag, then why the hell are you even outdoors? I dont care about what people say about H1N1, negative people are generally the greater threat to human happiness and survival. You cant devise a vaccine for assholes, but you can do so for swine flu. In short. Negative people suck, because they suck the fun out of everything. and that's not cool.
8. pay-per-use things on the internet
The internet should be completely free because shareware and peer to peer downloading is pretty much making it free. Why content online continues to be pay-per-use is a mystery to me. There's ad money, and there's the rest of the world to take money from. Hell, the internet wasnt even great like 15 years ago. I remember looking up mortal kombat moves in 1998 on netscape navigator on a geocities webpage with a really lame midi on in the background and dial up. They didnt charge me then. And they sure as hell shouldnt charge me now. Just because it's spruced up with flash doesn't mean i should pay for something i could google for 5 minutes.
srsly.
7. Way-too-conservative and way-too-liberal people.
Its great if you're the supreme commandant of the fascist club, or the ultimate stalin of the marxist/leninist/stalinist/maoist/guevara-ho chi minh movement, but seriously being that insane about a political ideology is only going to drive wedges between people. And in the end, is that what the world needs? probably not. A smart man once said "that which is virtuous is a mean between excess and deficient" that man was aristotle. he was a pretty smart dude, although he would often think so hard that he'd fall into a pit. Or maybe that was someone else.. anyhow:
a moderate position may often result in compromise, but much like the lesser of three evils argument (see what i did there?) its usually better to be a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll (so to speak). Why it is in human nature to create divisions and walls amongst others is a mystery, but it is as inherently within us as is our love of freedom. if you're really conservative, that's fine, just dont force it down the throats of others. If you want to speak, you must also listen to what others say, for keeping your ears closed to the world will keep you deaf and ignorant. (no joke i just made that up)
6. writers/composition/anything created block. As well as getting cock-blocked and shot-blocked.
Because knowing you can do something or feeling like you're a split second away from accomplishing something and having it yanked from underneath you and/or getting rejected and having it smacked into your face. That sucks. Some people may say that the true test of a persons grit and character is how they bounce back from that. Well guess what people who say things that may sound wise but in truth have probably never faced such situations through a combination of luck and sheltering/skill you should shut your mouth and say something a bit more reassuring. or better yet, be a better wingman or something next time! ANUSFACE!!!
ahem.
5. people who are way too stingy on money that its actually kind of annoying/and free loaders
Dont you hate it, when someone invites you to his house for a home cooked dinner, then when the dessert comes up s/he gives you a bill? Like, wtf. if you were going to invite me for food which you were going to cook and make me pay i'd have told you to take your invite, turn it crock side up and shove it up your extremely dry chicken which smells like cranberries and apple vinegar.
Or if you're going somewhere and someone tells you that you owe them money from like 3 years ago, or makes up some bullshit about the random piece of jerkey you ate costing their family 3 bucks and that that's three dollars of compensation? please. I think it's a rule of mine that you only owe a person money if it's over 20 dollars, otherwise it's like petty cash. That then brings me to...
Free loaders. nobody likes a free loader. and im not talking about some guy who is broke but has like a pound of good weed. im talking about a guy who HAS money or HAD money and chooses to scrape on his expenditures (because it's usually a guy) and often tries to tag onto something or get reimbursed for like a hotdog.
money is the root of all evil as well as the currency of desires and a means of living, but in the end it's not something to be a dick about. seriously. if you're ridiculously poor then you probably should get a job and not spend your money on useless shit you dont need. and if you're ridiculously cheap then you should probably be cheap on your own time. Im not saying lavish riches on everyone, but dont get all prenuptial-split the money-tax farmer. Be a little generous but also keep tally on your wallet. thats just sensible.
4. facebook applications and general computer lag
I hate it when i'm playing a video game and all of a sudden the framerate goes from normal to strobe light. if i wanted a seizure i'd watch an episode of pokemon.. seriously. I also hate facebook applications. Because it's like myspace layouts and other crap that is clearly unnecessary. seriously. half of the time it's like
you received a social interview: if you could tell jay something you wanted to 5 years ago, what would it have been? Jay you're a piece of shit wankjob, p.s. can i borrow your car tomorrow?
nobody wants that crap half the time. And if it isnt other people then it's without a doubt this individual right here (sticking thumbs upwards at myself if you enjoy mental pictures) Or the applications that dont work, or the ones that are about the person you should socially have intercourse with and it turns out to be like your mother on facebook. no joke it's happened to people before. (not me, but thats because my mom isnt on facebook)
3. Control-freaks
If it isn't p.c don't say it. That's a line that I think is complete shit. If we start censoring ourselves then what kind of world would we live in? Voltaire once said, I may not agree with what you say, but i defend to death your right to say it. And he was a VERY smart mofo. So dont start getting all "oh but you shouldnt say that" because in the end someone will say something and it'll always generally be a bad thing.
like anger, people have to say dumb shit. it's in our nature. and to be censored is only going to keep it pent up, and then sooner or later.
BLAMMO
someone goes postal and says all the shit s/he has been keeping held inside for all those years. imagine someone just shooting people and screaming out gibberish. because that's what happens if everyone is censored. nobody has fun, and we live in a uniform society that will suck.
in some ways, profanity and lewdness makes the world all the more fun. In england in the 1600's (yes this is educational as well as a rant) one Thomas Cromwell made the entire society boringly puritan christian (not to say that its bad to be christian, but sometimes it's better that sunday is only one day in a week and not all days in a week) that dude banned drinking, gambling, dancing, cards, general flashy clothing, banquets, swearing was fined then if you kept swearing prison, work on a sunday, sports, makeup, CHRISTMAS. imagine a world like that. No wonder why the british cant cook..
end point: control freaks suck. nobody likes control, and in truth the only time control is necessary is when there are many incompetants who need to be marshalled, on the battlefield, or for organizing something big. otherwise, f off. maybe parenting too..
2. Cocky people who have no general right to even be cocky.
I know i know, i'm probably in this category once or twice a month, but generally if i am cocky its more of a competitive thing then anything else.and usually my trash talking gets me to lose, so there's a nice karmic cycle there.
but generally im talking about people who freeload off the accomplishments and talents of others. im talking about the trash talking guy on the basketball court who has lebron james and kobe bryant for teammates, but in truth only inbounds the ball once or twice and otherwise does absolutely nothing other than trash talk.
these people suck.
and number 1?
well.
im not too sure.
i'll probably tell you kids after new years :)
10. The Japanese culture wave.
I despise to this day the pale, scruffy, pimply middle-class or upper middle class white child who dresses in black and "only listens to JPop" while discussing how in the future, creating a company devoted to anime will create millions in dividends. I admire Japan for continuing their attack upon north america long after Pearl Harbor, yet I cannot for the life of me figure out why science fiction cartoons in another language happen to absorb and transform/conform the minds of the youth in the western world. Yes, samurai and ninjas are cool, yes i might be a tad rascist here, but I just hate it when i see some random scruffy white guy call me Jay-san and ask me questions in broken japanese which i dont even understand to begin with.
Guy: Jay-san, haru-shimi-kanja, shogun ashikaga (this is all gibberish im typing which i think sounds japanese)
if you want to love another culture, thats great, but dont let it assimilate you. It's bad enough that cultural assimilation has occurred at all, but through cartoons and comics? good lord..
9. Debbie Downers, Negative Nancies, and Cynical Cyruses (thats a new one for all y'all) and... complaining connors
Nobody likes a cynic. And I know that i'm semi-hypocritical for stating this (haha critical is in hypocritical) but i just despise a downer. Also i recognise the immense irony considering that this is a list of things i will still hate. BUT If you are going to ruin somebodies day by being a total douchebag, then why the hell are you even outdoors? I dont care about what people say about H1N1, negative people are generally the greater threat to human happiness and survival. You cant devise a vaccine for assholes, but you can do so for swine flu. In short. Negative people suck, because they suck the fun out of everything. and that's not cool.
8. pay-per-use things on the internet
The internet should be completely free because shareware and peer to peer downloading is pretty much making it free. Why content online continues to be pay-per-use is a mystery to me. There's ad money, and there's the rest of the world to take money from. Hell, the internet wasnt even great like 15 years ago. I remember looking up mortal kombat moves in 1998 on netscape navigator on a geocities webpage with a really lame midi on in the background and dial up. They didnt charge me then. And they sure as hell shouldnt charge me now. Just because it's spruced up with flash doesn't mean i should pay for something i could google for 5 minutes.
srsly.
7. Way-too-conservative and way-too-liberal people.
Its great if you're the supreme commandant of the fascist club, or the ultimate stalin of the marxist/leninist/stalinist/maoist/guevara-ho chi minh movement, but seriously being that insane about a political ideology is only going to drive wedges between people. And in the end, is that what the world needs? probably not. A smart man once said "that which is virtuous is a mean between excess and deficient" that man was aristotle. he was a pretty smart dude, although he would often think so hard that he'd fall into a pit. Or maybe that was someone else.. anyhow:
a moderate position may often result in compromise, but much like the lesser of three evils argument (see what i did there?) its usually better to be a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll (so to speak). Why it is in human nature to create divisions and walls amongst others is a mystery, but it is as inherently within us as is our love of freedom. if you're really conservative, that's fine, just dont force it down the throats of others. If you want to speak, you must also listen to what others say, for keeping your ears closed to the world will keep you deaf and ignorant. (no joke i just made that up)
6. writers/composition/anything created block. As well as getting cock-blocked and shot-blocked.
Because knowing you can do something or feeling like you're a split second away from accomplishing something and having it yanked from underneath you and/or getting rejected and having it smacked into your face. That sucks. Some people may say that the true test of a persons grit and character is how they bounce back from that. Well guess what people who say things that may sound wise but in truth have probably never faced such situations through a combination of luck and sheltering/skill you should shut your mouth and say something a bit more reassuring. or better yet, be a better wingman or something next time! ANUSFACE!!!
ahem.
5. people who are way too stingy on money that its actually kind of annoying/and free loaders
Dont you hate it, when someone invites you to his house for a home cooked dinner, then when the dessert comes up s/he gives you a bill? Like, wtf. if you were going to invite me for food which you were going to cook and make me pay i'd have told you to take your invite, turn it crock side up and shove it up your extremely dry chicken which smells like cranberries and apple vinegar.
Or if you're going somewhere and someone tells you that you owe them money from like 3 years ago, or makes up some bullshit about the random piece of jerkey you ate costing their family 3 bucks and that that's three dollars of compensation? please. I think it's a rule of mine that you only owe a person money if it's over 20 dollars, otherwise it's like petty cash. That then brings me to...
Free loaders. nobody likes a free loader. and im not talking about some guy who is broke but has like a pound of good weed. im talking about a guy who HAS money or HAD money and chooses to scrape on his expenditures (because it's usually a guy) and often tries to tag onto something or get reimbursed for like a hotdog.
money is the root of all evil as well as the currency of desires and a means of living, but in the end it's not something to be a dick about. seriously. if you're ridiculously poor then you probably should get a job and not spend your money on useless shit you dont need. and if you're ridiculously cheap then you should probably be cheap on your own time. Im not saying lavish riches on everyone, but dont get all prenuptial-split the money-tax farmer. Be a little generous but also keep tally on your wallet. thats just sensible.
4. facebook applications and general computer lag
I hate it when i'm playing a video game and all of a sudden the framerate goes from normal to strobe light. if i wanted a seizure i'd watch an episode of pokemon.. seriously. I also hate facebook applications. Because it's like myspace layouts and other crap that is clearly unnecessary. seriously. half of the time it's like
you received a social interview: if you could tell jay something you wanted to 5 years ago, what would it have been? Jay you're a piece of shit wankjob, p.s. can i borrow your car tomorrow?
nobody wants that crap half the time. And if it isnt other people then it's without a doubt this individual right here (sticking thumbs upwards at myself if you enjoy mental pictures) Or the applications that dont work, or the ones that are about the person you should socially have intercourse with and it turns out to be like your mother on facebook. no joke it's happened to people before. (not me, but thats because my mom isnt on facebook)
3. Control-freaks
If it isn't p.c don't say it. That's a line that I think is complete shit. If we start censoring ourselves then what kind of world would we live in? Voltaire once said, I may not agree with what you say, but i defend to death your right to say it. And he was a VERY smart mofo. So dont start getting all "oh but you shouldnt say that" because in the end someone will say something and it'll always generally be a bad thing.
like anger, people have to say dumb shit. it's in our nature. and to be censored is only going to keep it pent up, and then sooner or later.
BLAMMO
someone goes postal and says all the shit s/he has been keeping held inside for all those years. imagine someone just shooting people and screaming out gibberish. because that's what happens if everyone is censored. nobody has fun, and we live in a uniform society that will suck.
in some ways, profanity and lewdness makes the world all the more fun. In england in the 1600's (yes this is educational as well as a rant) one Thomas Cromwell made the entire society boringly puritan christian (not to say that its bad to be christian, but sometimes it's better that sunday is only one day in a week and not all days in a week) that dude banned drinking, gambling, dancing, cards, general flashy clothing, banquets, swearing was fined then if you kept swearing prison, work on a sunday, sports, makeup, CHRISTMAS. imagine a world like that. No wonder why the british cant cook..
end point: control freaks suck. nobody likes control, and in truth the only time control is necessary is when there are many incompetants who need to be marshalled, on the battlefield, or for organizing something big. otherwise, f off. maybe parenting too..
2. Cocky people who have no general right to even be cocky.
I know i know, i'm probably in this category once or twice a month, but generally if i am cocky its more of a competitive thing then anything else.and usually my trash talking gets me to lose, so there's a nice karmic cycle there.
but generally im talking about people who freeload off the accomplishments and talents of others. im talking about the trash talking guy on the basketball court who has lebron james and kobe bryant for teammates, but in truth only inbounds the ball once or twice and otherwise does absolutely nothing other than trash talk.
these people suck.
and number 1?
well.
im not too sure.
i'll probably tell you kids after new years :)
the cocky people thing... I concur.
Posted by: Ivan | 12/31/2009 at 01:05 AM
haha thanks ivan!
dont you hate it when they get cocky without any reason? drives me nuts..
hangout in ktown soon? like supersoon?
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